When Neil the Pirate from VeloCity Cooperative asked us to sponsor his race, I only had to read one line before replying, "abso-fucking-lutely!"

DC has diagonal streets therefore we are throwing a Satanic Alleycat the race in the shape of a Pentagram

All I needed to hear. I knew JOB would be stoked on it as well, so we we agreed to make a one-off large messenger just for the event. The winner will be repping it hard at this year's NACCC in Richmond (which we are also sponsoring in the non-messenger category). Here's what we sent off the other day for the lucky winner.