Tue, November 17, 2009 - 1:36

I got them footstraps today and let me tell you, you could sell these to everyone who ever lived, cycler or no. Seeing as the lifestyle that I have chosen to lead affords me metric dickloads of free time, I decided to see what else the precious little straps are good for. I was delighted to find that besides their intended use, the burro straps also help in the areas of:
1.securing oneself to a towel rack while shitting
2.running with an ipod
3.masturbatory asphyxiation
4. keeping your jumper cables together
5.turnicates
6.something to bite on while you get plowed
7.nanoskirt
8.means of escape-by-zipline
9.dog collar
10.cat collar
11.child collar
12. rabbit saddle
13. pubic hair comb (velcro side)
14. carrot handles
15.cock ring for uselessly large penis

I’ll keep y’all dudes updated as I find more uses for this infinitely satisfying product

by Parker